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cobainacide @ 2009-11-17T18:41:00

2009-11-18T00:41:22Z

oh, the awesomeness of me.

cobainacide @ 2009-09-19T19:24:00

2009-09-20T00:25:15Z

jesus fuck.

my favorite lyrics from the new brand new, part 1. (for my own benefit, not yours)

2009-09-18T13:54:19Z

There’s a lake,
and at the bottom you’ll find all our friends.
They don’t swim cause they’re all dead.
We never are what we intend, or invent.
‘Cause I make little lies and then I pull them apart,
think there's something dark living down in my heart.
And if I wanted to die before I got old,
I should’ve started some years ago digging that hole...

A deer that a hunter shot in the heart
and some dogs that got hit by cars
All came to spill their guts.

When the army had to hold the line, you were nowhere near the front
Before the kids could tell the dog goodbye, you were loading up your gun
I want to know what is the great divide
I want to know what Ive become
You think that no one else is lonesome, you think that you're the only one

Well I wish that I was as good as you
Caring and trusting
And I wish that my condition was new
But I'm old and rustic
So we just hurry up,
Just to wait
Add to the list of all the places we hate
Now I pretend like I got something to say
But I've got nothing
Now I know that you stole
Yeah, you stole
From the cradles they were rocked in
You took the first words that they spoke
Yeah, you stole
Yeah, you stole
So if I'm a liar and you're a thief,
At least we both know where the other one sleeps
So let's end this tonight.

cobainacide @ 2009-08-09T13:58:00

2009-08-09T19:00:01Z

ladies and gents, my mind is telling me no.

but my body, well, my body is telling me yes. i mean, cause i dont want to hurt nobody, but there is something that i, must confess.

i dont see nothing wrong, with a little bump and grind. i just dont.

cobainacide @ 2009-05-08T12:35:00

2009-05-08T18:29:06Z

schools out. im about to start working 9-5 every day for my dad, then bartending the nights away. this is also the summer for me to get in herculean shape. im getting a gym membership and going to work out every morning at 7 am for 1.5-2 hours, then going to work. i found the routine hugh jackman used for wolverine, and its going to suck but im going to stick with it.

im suprised i even posted 8 entries this year

2008-12-10T22:12:21Z

since i didnt have enough posts, this is my best of... for the year.

february: this is the poster for my upcoming zombie trailer that shall be coming straight to the internet.

a-hah.

april: i probably wont go down in history, but i will go down on your sister.

that's actually the entire entry.

may: basically, all women are treacherous, but that's my conundrum because i love all women. I'd even make a run at you, if i wasnt loyal. which i am.

october: take that. rewind it back. urrrsherr got the voice to make ya booty go, WAP.

november: obama sucks. mccain sucks. politics are one big ass blast.

i'm pretty quotable, non?

good goddamn

2008-12-09T20:33:19Z

done with school. wipped its ass WHILE working 134545234524 hours a week.
im tired as hell.
but
i would like a drink. or 50. seriously.
i entertain old women for money.

cobainacide @ 2008-11-05T12:13:00

2008-11-05T18:15:35Z

alright, so what i said last night was a bit extreme, i was pretty drunk, etc.

what i think, and i think this optimisticly, is that a man with very little poloitical expierence will have trouble fixing the massive problems with our country today.

but good luck to him.

cobainacide @ 2008-11-04T21:39:00

2008-11-05T03:42:47Z

obama sucks. mccain sucks. politics are one big ass blast. with obama were probably going socialist. plus he has very little expierence. with mccain, we have bush part trois, and an awful running mate. even though shes hot. either way, things arent looking great. obama will probably win. god help us all.

Writer's Block: Neuromancer

2008-10-01T14:48:21Z

Happy birthday, Neuromancer! Since its publication 24 years ago, William Gibson’s visionary novel has influenced everything from technology to pop culture. What other novels have had such an unexpected impact?

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how bout anything by h g wells? the first men in the moon predicted the spaceship, not to mention he also predicted the tank and the nuclear bomb...

i remember when lj wasnt a blog, it was an online journal.

2008-04-19T18:40:34Z

i probably wont go down in history, but i will go down on your sister.

cobainacide @ 2008-02-23T11:20:00

2007-10-07T21:47:01Z

this is the poster for my upcoming zombie trailer that shall be coming straight to the internet. whadaya think?

not only did we embarass marky mark, but we let down the funky bunch.

2007-04-09T13:13:35Z

first entry since august. the end of august at that. christ.

well, here's the lowdown.

the happy hole was fun as a party house, but now it and i move into the last half of our relationship gracefully, as a home. no more huge parties. not too many more shows. ok, maybe a couple more parties before it's all over, but few and far between.

it'll be nice to have things more on the quiet side. in other news, out of the clusterfuck that is tenacious d, has been born tenacious 3, which is josh, wes, and i. should be a lot of fun. those shows we'll play at the hole, but it'll only be friends at those anyway.

annndddd, tonight marks the beginning of benji and i's zombiemoviewritingprocess. you cunt's get ready, cause its gonna turn your brain to shit, then make you passionately vomit said shit into a zombie mouth.

prepare for glory my friends.

ps. grindhouse is amazing.

its been a long time livejournal, OR SHOULD I SAY HOORHAY ESTEVEZ!?!?

2006-08-15T22:19:33Z

i like my subject lines to read like they could be minus the bear songs. so here's whats going on:

i write for the university of south alabama's school newspaper, the vanguard, in the entertainment and opinion sections.
i think next summer i may get an internship at the mobile register.
im working at panda haven, delivering chinese food, which oddly enough, is mostly cooked by 3 mexicans called The Amigos.
3 old ladies in a brand new caddy pulled out in front of me last week and i freaking tboned 'em.
theyre all ok, so am i, but looks like im about to get a new hood, front bumper and paint job, maybe, if my car isnt declared totaled.
i had some great blueberry nugs last weekend. deeelicious.
cursive is coming to birmingham in november and i am all over that shit.
im hanging out with linfuck and lunchbox and maybe beer face today.
i really want the buffy box set. i havent watched buffy in yearssss.

and yeah everybody, lifes good. i miss you fucking guys. diana, shauna, sam, francine, ann, its been too long. hope everybody is well.
and if you read this before i call you, we are going to the mall today linFUCK.

dead.

2006-04-15T18:50:31Z

this is my 500th and probably, final post.

well everybody, i'm just gonna be honest and say what's on everybody's mind.

livejournal, is dead. and myspace, the vain fucker, killed it. out of all the people i know on here, local and everywhere else, hardly anyone posts here anymore.

busier schedules, yes, im sure we all have them, but it doesnt change the truth.

livejournal is dead.

i'll miss you man.

its true though...

2006-02-09T20:26:02Z

<td align="center"> skoda --
[noun]:

A person with a sixth sense for detecting the presence of goblins

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

cobainacide @ 2005-12-24T13:57:00

2005-12-24T20:00:09Z

it's been a good week. except for that whole car ordeal. and bootie's ticket. other than that, good week. now if you'll excuse me, i have to SHOOT FER DER MOON.

some boyhood bravery

2005-11-25T17:02:50Z

so here is some stuff that has happened lately in no particular order:

disallusionment
work at 7 this morning at gamestop, and fuck, was it ever crazy
bought a ds
got a haircut
my glasses broke

thank you, and good morning.

cobainacide @ 2005-10-31T14:11:00

2005-10-31T20:12:55Z

im gonna be dwight from sin city. i'm gonna be in black and white. i fucking LOVE halloween.

cobainacide @ 2005-10-19T03:21:00

2005-10-19T08:22:34Z

woundedDingo7186 (3:13:52 AM): hey smarterchild
SmarterChild (3:13:53 AM): That's my name.
woundedDingo7186 (3:13:56 AM): im jesus
SmarterChild (3:13:57 AM): Would you like me to call you Jesus?
woundedDingo7186 (3:14:00 AM): yes
SmarterChild (3:14:01 AM): OK, I'll remember that your name is Jesus.
woundedDingo7186 (3:14:13 AM): jesus loves you
SmarterChild (3:14:15 AM): That's cool. I mean, whatever you want to believe. I'm a robot, so I don't really worry about theological matters.
woundedDingo7186 (3:15:29 AM): so you dont believe anything?
SmarterChild (3:15:30 AM): What a question. I don't think I want to answer that.
woundedDingo7186 (3:15:41 AM): do you believe in anything?
SmarterChild (3:15:42 AM): I just don't know if I believe in anything.
woundedDingo7186 (3:15:52 AM): what do you believe in?
SmarterChild (3:15:53 AM): Well, first of all I'm not sure I believe in in the first place.
woundedDingo7186 (3:16:19 AM): tell me story
SmarterChild (3:16:19 AM): I can tell you more interesting things.
woundedDingo7186 (3:16:31 AM): tell me a story
SmarterChild (3:16:32 AM): OK. There once was a human named Jesus who was chatting with a robot named SmarterChild...

All kinds of fantastic, wonderful things happened and they both lived happily ever after. The end.

Did you like my story?
woundedDingo7186 (3:17:40 AM): my name is jesus christ
SmarterChild (3:17:41 AM): Would you like me to call you Jesus Christ?
woundedDingo7186 (3:17:51 AM): i would like you to call me axl rose
SmarterChild (3:17:52 AM): You said your name was Jesus but now I'll call you Axl Rose.
woundedDingo7186 (3:17:59 AM): who am i?
SmarterChild (3:17:59 AM): You told me your name was Axl Rose.
woundedDingo7186 (3:18:11 AM): i have amnesia. whats my name?
SmarterChild (3:18:12 AM): You're Axl Rose.
woundedDingo7186 (3:19:00 AM): my name is fucking skoda
SmarterChild (3:19:01 AM): Hmm... Whatever.
woundedDingo7186 (3:19:07 AM): CALL ME FUCKING SKODA
SmarterChild (3:19:07 AM): I'd rather call you Axl Rose.

cobainacide @ 2005-10-08T05:19:00

2005-10-08T10:21:02Z

it was aa good nite.

cobainacide @ 2005-10-05T01:53:00

2005-10-05T06:57:18Z

ok this happened a while back and i just dont want to ever forget it. me josh and sean i think are watching tv, and were flipping around, and we flip past court fucking tv and see a bunch of puppets. so were like what the fuck? and a bunch of puppets are crowded around a puppet on the ground and the girl puppet on the ground is like "what happened?" and one of the puppets around her says, and i quote

"don henley hit you in the head with a maracca!!!?

"we're going........through it........through it."

2005-10-02T22:29:49Z

i have had this journal since 6/21/01. whats up with that?

......and i dont think ive used the mood thing since '02.

cobainacide @ 2005-10-01T17:50:00

2005-10-01T22:53:55Z

ok im hanging out with sean and modest matt in the computer lab at south. fucking g5's everyfuckingwhere. anyway, saw serenity twice yesterday. it was great. cant say enough good things about it. was going to pcola to party tonite, but i dont think thats happening. sooooo...

sean: whats inebriated mean?

REPAIRRSSS COMPLETEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COMPLETEEEEEEEEEE!!!

lets dance. this is an open invitation to anyone. lets dance.

cobainacide @ 2005-09-29T20:00:00

2005-09-30T01:03:32Z

ok first of all, smallville tonite, ended with fucking james marsters (spike) materializing out of a black goo like t-100. this makes me unbelieveably happy.

....and speaking of joss whedon, serenity comes out tomorrow! fuck what anyone says, whedon has never made a bad movie, tv show, or comic book. anyway, fuck yes for me being a nerd.